Head V Hack-Saw
Last night I went to a gig. A fantastic gig actually, but during the second to last song I felt something smack me quite hard in the head before the object fell to the ground with a considerable thud. My initial thought was that some prick threw a bottle (seemingly unopened) and it hit me square in the noggin. However, upon looking down It soon became apparent what hit me was actually a hack-saw with a chunky wooden handle.
It turns out the pub recently got a new air-con installed that I happened to be standing beneath and the tradesman must have left his saw on top of the unit. The vibrations of the music then caused it to fall off, landing handle first on my head. Despite how bad this could have ended up, I am left with nothing but a small lump and graze on my forehead, and am otherwise fine.
But now I can say, “I went to a gig and got hit in the head with a hacksaw”. How Rock N’ Roll does that sound?